Copy

BLONDE FOR A DAY.

Last week I was cast in a national TV commercial for NICE TRY SMARTYPANTS, and as a condition of the booking had to have my hair bleached blonde. Platinum blonde.
It was the most painful thing I've ever felt in my life. (above the waist.)

They also did my eyebrows. That got me some strange looks on the subway.
What was my experience as a blonde? Well, I definitely had more fun. And I got paid to act like an idiot for the day. So maybe blonde is for me! I was born blonde after all.

The studio was picking up the bill, so they needed me to book in and get it dyed back right after the 18-hour shoot. My hair is now dead, and I had dandruff for a few days -which was ironic considering the commercial was for AGAIN, STOP TRYING.

I had to get the dead hair cut off yesterday.

stand-up comedy dates
Move On Up Episode #24

This week we talk about Devin's gay brother getting a friendly welcome from the Mayor of Keywest, FL. We discover Malta has been overtaken by the UK in our listener stats, Devin sings a live tribute to new retirees, Neil Diamond, Elton John and Paul Simon, and then gets a chronic case of the hiccups for the rest of the episode...

A big thanks to our sponsors for this week, Pepsodent, Cheerios and Dentine Gum, providing good red blood to you all.
 
Thanks, as always, for subscribing!
'til next week,
Your mate,

        
See me perform live this week.
I'll be at Stand Up New York this Saturday night.
Dates and details of gigs at
jasonchatfieldcomedy.com
stand-up comedy dates

DID SOMEONE FORWARD THIS TO YOU?
SIGN UP TO GET THESE EACH WEEK.

Click here for previous editions

Copyright © 2018 Jason Chatfield Comedy


If you want to be a total bummer, you can 
unsubscribe from this amazing list of geniuses.

Email Marketing Powered by Mailchimp