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CARTOON: These Suck

By Madeline Horwath 
These suck. Today's cartoon by Madeline Horwath
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Origin Stories of Weirdly Specific Rules

By Caitlin Kunkel 
This Burger King Ice Machine is For Soda Not For Genitals, Absolutely No Squirrels in the Indoor Hot Tub, and more!
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The Five Stages of Grief: the Fleabag Jumpsuit Edition

By Emily Flake 
ANGER: How could you be so stupid? On what grounds did you think you could pull off a keyhole front? Are you not intimately familiar with the appalling physics of your own body? You look like you’re wearing two newborns in a sling you haven’t worked out how to use.
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